Your Friday Five Lists for January 24–28

Let’s rank stuff!

We are now ranking things, every Friday. We will attempt to stick to rankings of things that have some sort of connection to the news of that week, but we can’t guarantee anything. Want us to rank something? Put it in the responses, or email us at williamfleitch@yahoo.com.

Current Supreme Court Justices, Ranked by How Much You Would Enjoy a Long Boozy Meal With Them

1. Sonia Sotomayor
2. Stephen Breyer
3. Clarence Thomas
4. Elena Kagan
5. Brett Kavanaugh
6. Sam Alito
7. John Roberts
8. Neil Gorsuch
9. Amy Coney Barrett

Honestly, though … there are only one, maybe two here.

Meat Loaf Albums, Ranked

1. Bat Out of Hell (1977)
2. Dead Ringer (1981)
3. Bad Attitude (1984)