Your Friday Five Lists for February 28-March 4

Let’s rank stuff!

We are now ranking things, every Friday. We will attempt to stick to rankings of things that have some sort of connection to the news of that week, but we can’t guarantee anything. Want us to rank something? Put it in the responses, or email us at williamfleitch@yahoo.com.

Movie Batmen

1. Christian Bale
2. Michael Keaton
3. Adam West
4. Robert Pattinson
5. Val Kilmer
6. George Clooney
7. Ben Affleck

The first two are obviously the correct choices, pick whatever order you prefer. Pattinson is … fine. He’s fine! But like The Batman itself, it’s just not quite different enough.

Directors to Make Batman Movies, Ranked by Quality of Their Careers Outside Their Batman Movies

1. Christopher Nolan
2. Matt Reeves