Your Friday Five For September 5–9

Let’s rank stuff!

We have been ranking things every Friday. This is the last one! We have attempted to stick to rankings of things that have some sort of connection to the news of that week. We have failed. Goodbye, ranking world.

Pinocchio Movies, Ranked

1. Pinocchio (1940)
2. Pinocchio (2019)
3. Pinocchio (2022)
4. Pinocchio (2002)
5. The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996)

Perhaps inevitably, two of these have Roberto Benigni. There’s still one more, an animated version from Guillermo Del Toro, coming later this year.

This Week’s College Football Top 25 Games, Ranked

1. №20 Kentucky at №12 Florida
2. №9 Baylor at №21 BYU
3. №24 Tennessee at №17 Pittsburgh
4. №1 Alabama at Texas
5. South Carolina at №16 Arkansas