Your Friday Five For May 9–13

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Major Film Festivals I’d Like to Go To Someday

1. Toronto Film Festival
2. Venice Film Festival
3. Cannes Film Festival
4. Sundance Film Festival
5. True False Film Festival
6. Tribeca Film Festival
7. Telluride Film Festival
8. South By Southwest Film Festival

I am too old and too dumb-looking to have much fun at any of the parties. I just want to see as many movies as possible in as short amount of time as possible. Toronto is thus the pick. Plus, what a city. (I have heard Venice is also quite pleasant.)