Your Friday Five For August 15–19

Let’s rank stuff!

We are now ranking things, every Friday. We will attempt to stick to rankings of things that have some sort of connection to the news of that week, but we can’t guarantee anything. Want us to rank something? Put it in the responses, or email us at williamfleitch@yahoo.com.

Animals I Trust That Both Idris Elba and Liam Neeson Could Beat in a Fight

1. Lion
2. Wolf.
3. Cow.
4. Chicken.
5. Platypus.
6. Giraffe.

There are many others, though I supposed I won’t know for sure until I see Beast this weekend. I think a giraffe might be tougher than I’m giving it credit for, actually.

People I Stopped Thinking About in 2008 Who Are Suddenly Back in My Life

1. Sarah Palin
2. Brendan Fraser
3. Ben Bernacke