Your Five Friday Lists for November 22–26

Let’s rank stuff!

In our never-ending search for a Friday rubric we can stick with, we’re going to rank five things, every Friday. We will attempt to stick to rankings of things that have some sort of connection to the news of that week, but we can’t guarantee anything. Want us to rank something? Put it in the responses, or email us at williamfeitch@yahoo.com.

Beatles, ranked by how much you’d want to be their friend in real life

1. Ringo
2. Paul
3. George
4. John

I would drink many beers with Ringo. Paul would have so many great stories. George would get rowdy and loud when drunk, I bet. And John would never stop going on about himself. This is what I imagine, anyway.

House of Gucci actors, by how big they go in that crazy-ass movie

1. Jared Leto
2. Jared Leto
3. Jared Leto
4. Lady Gaga
5. Al Pacino
6. Jeremy Irons
7. Salma Hayek