Your 2019 Tortured NFL Fanbase Rankings

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For the past six seasons, after the Super Bowl ended, I did a ranking of the Most Tortured NFL Fanbase rankings for Sports On Earth. (Here’s 2017's.) Obviously there is no Sports On Earth anymore, but I liked doing them, and I feel like there’s some historical continuity to hang onto here, so here this is year’s.

(Though we’re just doing a list here. If you want the usual 2,000-word piece full of the typically illuminating commentary, I insist on a modest pittance.)
(Or, knowing me, you’ll just have to ask.)

32. New England Patriots (Last year: 31)
31. Los Angeles Rams (26)
30. Philadelphia Eagles (32)
29. Pittsburgh Steelers (30)
28. Denver Broncos (29)
27. Baltimore Ravens (28)
26. Green Bay Packers (25)
25. Los Angeles Chargers (27)
24. New York Giants (26)
23. San Francisco 49ers (19)
22. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (21)
21. Indianapolis Colts (24)
20. Seattle Seahawks (24)
19. Dallas Cowboys (18)
18. Tennessee Titans (17)
17. Houston Texans (17)
16. Carolina Panthers (12)
15. Jacksonville Jaguars (10)
14. Oakland Raiders (13)
13. Miami Dolphins (14)
12. New Orleans Saints (23)
11. Chicago Bears (16)
10. Cincinnati Bengals (9)
9. Washington Football Team (11)
8. New York Jets (7)
7. Arizona Cardinals (8)
6. Atlanta Falcons (5)
5. Kansas City Chiefs (6)
4. Detroit Lions (4)
3. Minnesota Vikings (2)
2. Buffalo Bills (3)
1. Cleveland Browns (1)

Email me at if you want more detailed explanations or want to engage in a discussion because I spend way too much time thinking about this stuff.

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