What Pop Culture Tells You About Turning 45

You’re old. That’s what it tells you.

This coming weekend, barring an apocalyptic alien invasion or an unfortunate and unexpected confrontation with some sort of homicidal mule, I will turn 46 years old. Like all ages, 46 feels a lot younger to a person as they rapidly approach it. There was a time that 46 felt impossibly old, but then again, there was a time that…