The College Kids Are Back to Normal

At least campus bars are healing …

When I was in college at the University of Illinois in the late 1990s, there was nothing quite as pathetic as a townie. Sure, I was here for four years, I had to be, but who were these people who were here all the time? Why would they choose to be in this … waystation? This was my party place, my town for self-discovery. The nerve of them to…